30 May 2008

You are my candy girl and you got me wanting you...

My sister-in-law were out doing errands tonight in Cherry Hill. We made an unplanned stop at one of our favorite stores while we were out...Fantasy Gifts.

Ahhh, Fantasy Gifts is a wonderful place filled with the silly, the sexy and the absolutely ridiculous. Are you in need of knickers that read "You may now fuck the bride"? Have you been looking for the ever illusive leather straps necessary to hog-tie your special friend? Ever wonder where you need to shop for that replacement tube of Anal Ease (for those nights when you have no other choice...)? Then hit your local Fantasy Gifts, my friends. You will not be sorry you did so. Oh, and take a friend because it's more fun that way.

Jessie and I didn't make any purchases this evening, but on the way out we stopped at two gum ball type machines. I found two quarters and we tried the sugary offerings. I got candy that read "Fuck Me" and "Spank Me", while Jessie got a handful of miniature erections. We ate our sinful candy and continued on our merry way. Somehow our other errands weren't as interesting.

My title is from Sugar, Sugar by The Archies.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

for those nights when you have no other choice... that was hysterical.

Jessica said...

I have photos to upload to go with this story...