So I got drunk last night. At one point in the evening I walked out of the bar and onto an enclosed deck where the smokers are still allowed to light up. There was a boy as drunk as I was and in his mid to late 20s sitting on a bench.
"You like breaking people's hearts?" he asked me.
"Not at all. I just had my heart broken." I said and sat next to him.
"I just got back from the desert and found out my girlfriend cheated on me the whole time. She wants to marry the guy."
"I got dumped. I did nothing and I got dumped."
"I was in Qatar."
"I was in New Jersey."
"Would you cheat on me? Are you a cheater?" he asked.
"Never! I would never cheat on you."
"I wouldn't dump you."
Meanwhile, Jessica's solo is announced...
"I have to go; that's my sister that's singing. Good luck in the war."
I love drunken conversations with strangers.
On a different note, we here at The Life of Jennifer would like to apologize for announcing the photo blog segment would begin today. Due to technical difficulties (dead camera batteries and not being able to mobile post for some reason) this new feature will not debut until next Sunday.
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4 comments:
You didn't mention this convo last night! You should have shared w/the group! Who was this guy?
~Jess
I was blown away by your ass shaking, I guess. Some drunk kid on the patio. I talked to another guy out there too who kept insisting I was too cold to stay outside and called me "sweetheart". Nonsmokers don't understand the powerful bonds that are formed by those addicted to the ciggies.
The smokers were really nice to this nonsmoker too! I really like the crowd there - a nice mix of interesting people to talk to and ridiculous people to look at! :-)
~Sir Mix-a-Lot
Maybe you should cruise by the curbs of office buildings to find a new squeeze. LOL. It does seem their is a bond there. You get 'em Jen!
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