FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEHARRISBURG, PA - MARCH 1, 2009 - The streets of the Harrisburg suburb, Camp Hill, have recently been plagued with street toughs of a different nature. Armed with nothing but their hands in a "gun" position, these toughs try to knock off the residents of the area by the sheer strength of their outrageous choice of accessories.
Recent victims of the shocking ensembles include Jennifer, author of the much-loved blog, The Life of Jennifer. While visiting with her lovely cousins Liz and Karen this morning, the unsuspecting, not to mention adorable, Jennifer was struck almost blind by the onslaught of the fabled street tough, Katherine (pictured above).
"I'm not certain if it was the goofy glasses, or the the scarf with all the fringe, but one look at this outfit made me feel nervous and looking for the closest possible exit," recalls Jennifer
Says Katherine's mother, Liz, "At least she's not wearing the scarf like a bandanna on her head anymore. I thought Loverboy was on tour again for a while there."
(I love you, Katherine. You'll always be my favorite!)
1 comment:
I found the Band-Aid trigger to be most threatening. I'm still sleeping with the lights on.
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