I had the following conversation with my mother the other day in the car about my recent adventures in internet dating...
Jennifer: One guy is from freaking Staten Island. Why would I purposely get involved with someone from Staten Island?
Jo-Ann: Well, maybe he's perfect for you.
Jennifer: But he's perfect in Staten Island. I'm not driving to Staten Island for anyone. I wouldn't drive to Staten Island for Mickey Dolenz!!!
Jo-Ann: Who are you shitting? You'd drive to California for Mickey Dolenz.
Jennifer: Well, yes, that's true. But I wouldn't drive to Staten Island for Davey Jones.
Jo-Ann: No, I never thought you would.
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Mickey is clearly the only Monkee worth driving any distance for. I wouldn't even walk a block for Peter Tork.
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