i saw a boy with wacky hair in my building today. i like wacky hair. i need to meet this boy.
i spent $16 on nose rings today. one doesn't fit and i spent 10 minutes trying to get it in the hole. i can imagine what trying to fuck a virgin must feel like now. i can report that i pushed and pushed until it broke through.
i ate a lot of hummus today.
lost is on soon. i must make a cup of coffee and turn off this machine.
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These are a few of my favorite things...
- Peppermint Patties
- Red Lipstick
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I quickly scanned this post as the page I was loading and read one line as "I ate a lot of humans today". Thankfully it was only the chickpea population that suffered.
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