31 October 2007
Your Apple Pie Don't Taste Too Nice
I realized today why I have such bad Karma. I am a mean person. There's a person at my office that I don't care for at all. I went in the lunchroom and put my SmartOnes in the microwave for the 5 minutes indicated on the box. The object of my meanness asked in her annoying tone if I was using the microwave. I said "yes" and mentally rolled my eyes. As soon as the machine beeped, she ran over and got ready to put her lunch in. I opened the microwave door, stirred my food and put it back in for another minute and a half. I purposely burned my food to spite her. I cut off my nose to spite my face, but it was fun. Am I ashamed? Not really. Bad Karma, my friends.
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OMG that is so funny. No wonder thos e people wrote "Tommy is not a nice girl" on your calendar. I have never ever thought of you as a mean person. I doubt I ever will.
is this our "friend" you are talking about!?!?
Next time bring in a frozen fish lunch and burn it. Not only will you make her have to wait, now she'll have to deal with the horrible, lingering smell which will also soak right into her meal! LOL Meet all of you in hell! And boy are we gonna have fun :)
Oh, and see Jen c. in your comments, your new bff Jen C? aks Dr. Regina Fillange (it's a Friends thing).
so jen c. is regina fillange! i was wondering what sick person was using that name! and now i know.
that's so great. Did it make your day, or are you still feeling like crap? You being aware that it wasn't kind means your karma will survive. If you hadn't thought about it, well then you should be worried!
Ahh...yes. I go by many names. Mug, Jen C., Dr. Regina Falangie, BFF. Keeps everyone one their toes. I was a doctor for Halloween a couple of yrs. ago, and used Phoebe Buffay's alais on Friends. So I became Dr. Regina Falangie, Dept. of Intoxicology :) Can't wait to see you on the 23rd!! Must have many cocktails! Party in Jen C's room!
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