There are certain television people who just get on my freaking nerves...Victoria Principal has always been one. Also, that Suzie Ormond lady who makes me feel sick about my finances in her "I'm so much better at this that you" fashion. But the worst...the absolute worst television type who gets under my skin is that stupid Dyson vacuum cleaner man.
Okay, perhaps you have created a great vacuum. So you have really clean floors...I get it. But do you have to be such a pretentious dick about it? It's a machine that sucks up dust bunnies, it is not a work of art. I flatly refuse to ever purchase anything created by this man because he annoys me that much. Argh!
My title is from Rio.
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You and my mother could get together and bag on Victoria Prinipal. She hates her and Jane Seymour. I'm pretty partial to my Oreck. It was $250, but the baby weighs only 8 pounds, and has been humming along nicely for 7 years. I don't need anyone telling me how an "old-fashioned" vacuum works, and why his $450 piece of non-suctioning shit(that sells at Sears to unsuspecting suckers) works better. I agree with you- I'm smarter than you sucker, and the gig is up.
P.S. - that was so hilarious and snarky, I loved it! Good job.
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