Today the temperature hit the mid-70's. Ahhh, absolutely glorious! I opened my windows and aired out my flat; took my pup for a nice, long stroll; and for the first time since last summer, set my tooties free in a pair of flip-flops. And then I took my little piggies to the market and I was appalled by the sights.
Evidently I am the last human being in earth who makes any effort to look somewhat decent. In the small amount of time I spent in the supermarket to get a French baguette, a bag of salad and two cannolis (leave the gun; take the cannoli) I saw at least a dozen icky people. Women in their 50's wearing Daisy Dukes, a lady without a pedicure in sandals, and the beat goes on.
Ick! Maybe I am just a bit too persnickety, but I feel as though I am surrounded by lepers.
Humanity, I implore you, please invest in a full length mirror and take a good look before venturing outdoors.
That stained t-shirt...not a good look. The unpainted toenails topping off the non-manicured feet...put on some socks and cover those peds up!
What frightens me the most is if this is how gross people are from afar, what's going on close-up? The clap comes to mind. Blach!
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People are just disgusting. I love women that wear shorts a size too short and have a chronic wedgie. You want to say "buy the next size! Really, it's okay".
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