Pros and Cons

I was on the phone last night and during the conversation, for reasons I cannot remember, I got on the topic of how to "sell" myself. Before you go thinking I am becoming a prostitute, I mean "sell" as in how to best portray myself to a member of the gender of boy. What do I have to offer?

All I could come up with was I am not smelly. (I said that in reference to my horrible smoking habit...meaning I don't reek of cigarette smoke.)

While not being smelly is a definite plus, I would like to believe I have something else.

Well there's always...and I certainly...hmmm, I have a big bag of nothing here.

Ask me what's wrong with me and I can give you a list like you wouldn't believe. Ask me what's right and my answer is "I'm not smelly."

I am an idiot.