24 June 2008

Urban Dictionary

I totally forgot about this site until just now when my friend, Caroline, posted a MySpace bulletin about it.

Go to Urban Dictionary and look up fun stuff. I looked up the following...

Oral Sex:

The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse.

These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.

Studies have shown that an ingredient in wedding cake appears to reduce a woman's desire to provide her mate with oral sex.

This study also shows the woman can't seem to understand when her mate leaves her for the slut down the street who is well versed in oral sex.

Love:

Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.

Drunk:


A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

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