She's got a $300 a day habit, Johnny

I find myself watching Law and Order a lot. I don't like the original; I like the Special Victims Unit and Criminal Intent versions. The are both well written and have yummy detectives...Christopher Meloni (SVU) and Vincent D'Onofrio (CI.)

Here's what I learned from watching Criminal Intent this evening:

Episode 1: I have a much nicer mom than poor Johnny. His mom is a heroin addict and she forces him to steal to support her habit. Wow, my mom used to belong to the PTA.She watches QVC. She is quite earnest and makes butter sculptures at Easter. My mom = 1; Johnny's mom = 0.

Episode 2: If you are a man, never, under any circumstances, believe that two 5'10", flawless-looking women in skimpy dresses are really interested in you when they approach you in a bar and propose a threesome. Chances are, you are being set up.