It's raining; it's pouring. It has been dreary and wet all day.
In the midst of this weather I go outside to meet my neighbors, Pat and Julie, for our trip to the gym. We usually walk, but given the weather I figure we will drive. I have five boxes of soda cans in the back of my car so when Julie comes outside I tell her I am going to move them so someone can sit in the back. As I am doing this I see Pat come out of her apartment. Julie runs to my car and hops in. I sit in the driver seat and we both watch Pat go back inside her door. I assume she forgot something. I start the car and turn on the wipers and the defroster. We sit there. We keep sitting there. Julie runs up to Pat's door and knocks. A few minutes later she runs back to the car and informs me that Pat said she never wants to go to the gym with us again because we ignored her.
Huh?
I cannot deal with whack-jobs anymore. I just can't. I'm sorry I didn't stand in the pouring rain and greet you with a song and dance when you came outside. I am sorry I moved the FIVE FUCKING HEAVY BOXES OF SODA CANS so you had a place to sit in my damn car. I am sorry I am so ignorant of your crazy issues.
I seriously don't get it.
I hate the world.
And I hate this weather.
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6 comments:
It's not you. It's crazy ass people.
I disagree Liz. I think it IS Jenn. She's pretty bitchy.
:-)
People have such issues. And I feel like you do. Figure it out before you venture outside. Maybe that's what she was doing. Still- crazy psycho woman.
Only Jessica could bring me to comment on my own blog...bitchy???? You are in serious trouble little SIL.
That only proves I love you more than Jess. She is "crazy ass people" (but damn can the girl bust a move).
wait, my comment doesn't look right either. I meant I feel like you do. Not that YOU have issues. Oh, I'll shut up. I think you understood it right the first time.
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